Thursday, August 29, 2013

Sometimes Even Charm School Can't Save You #tcot #pic

For the record, I have NEVER asked a man if my clothing makes me look fat. Below is a flow chart for those who may run into a female who does.

10 comments:

Paladin said...

Women can be a minefield, God bless 'em :) That situation can be made more perilous when the Man is a dope.... which I am from time to time.

Old NFO said...

LOL, the TRUE third rail of relationships with women... :-0

WoFat said...

Men? Dopes? Pshaw!

LL said...

There are two theories on what makes women "tick". Both of them are wrong... ;^)

edutcher said...

No, you tell her the truth and, if it doesn't look good on her, follow it with, "Would you rather I lie to you and let you go out and be laughed at if it doesn't look good, do you?".

Never fails.

sig94 said...

I look at her lovingly, take a deep breath, drop to the pavement with my eyes closed clutching my chest and moaning.

WomanHonorThyself said...

ha good one girl!:)

Paladin said...

I'd try that, but I'm afraid I'd find she has the replacement husband on speed dial.

J. Shaw said...

The perfect response--pretend you are invisible or yell 'Who wants ice cream!'

Opus #6 said...

Absolutely right. No one can make an argument without cooperation.