Thursday, August 20, 2009

America's Money Pit


If you love America, you throw money in its hole! But seriously now. Can we spend our way to prosperity?

25 comments:

Bungalow Bill said...

Great satire!

Bungalow Bill said...

My mother-in-law is a ho, but she don't look like that!

LL said...

Satire?

I see nothing satirical in this blog posting.

A lot of out-of-work Americans have been employed, thus stimulating the economy by leaning on their shovels while the money hole dug itself. I think that Bungalow Bill's assertion is typical of the astroturf movement that has sprung up, paid for by the insurance lobby, by big business and by the Republicans.

SAVE THE MONEY HOLE at all costs. If we don't have enough money to put in the hole, we need to keep printing more.

The Resident Extractor said...

I love America and I'm proud to throw more and more money in it's hole.

Michele said...

Too funny! I was watching then when my daughter's six-year-old friend came over and saw some of it, and she got worried and said, "You're not supposed to burn money! Why are they doing that?" Poor kid--it took me a few minutes to promise her that no one is burning money and that her money is safe. Well, relatively speaking. :-)

CI-Roller Dude said...

I get all my news from the Onion Network. Great stuff.
The sad part is....some morons see this and think it's real news.

chupacabra said...

"My father worked two jobs so he would have money to put in the money hole and he NEVER complained."

It is to lulz.

chupacabra said...

PS,"Pro hole agenda" the baby thought I was going to stroke out on him or something!

Opus #6 said...

Bungalow Bill, LL loves ya. He's just using your supportive comments to build a little satire of his own. No worries, mate!

Opus #6 said...

LL, ya mon. Keep the printing presses running morning and night. Maybe crank up a few printing presses in China to cut costs!!!!!

Opus #6 said...

Extractor, that's the spirit!

Opus #6 said...

Michele, I should have put up some sort of age rating on this piece. I am so sorry the little one was disturbed.

Lie to her. Tell her nobody is ruining her future by spending all her money now.

Opus #6 said...

Roller Dude, Michele's daughter's 6-year-old friend is not a MORON. She's just young. Hopefully her parents will educate her properly before the liberal educational system can turn her into a moron.

Opus #6 said...

Chup, it is my fondest wish to bring hilarity to your day. :-D

Barry O said...

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ---Anonymous White House Source"

That was Rahm, by th way!

Back on topic. If I cant spend your money, how can I fix this? It's like that old car that you love. You replace the engine, the trany, do some body work and buy a new stereo. Soon you replaced most of the car at twice the cost of a new one. But you still have the same old car, only it's new and better now. It's a socialist car!

Opus #6 said...

Barry O, you have me in your thrall. Is there anything you need? More money? My children?

Nickie Goomba said...

This post is clearly racist and fascist. Did I mention that it reminds me of Hitler?

You Conservatives put a negative spin on everything. My cousin worked at the Money Hole for 22 years, and he says that it's more efficient today than any Money Hole on earth.

The Lib Basher said...

Barry always gives me a chill down my leg.

So does peeing in my pants...LOL

One Ticked Chick said...

Hilarious! I love the money fires, they're such a great source of alternative energy!

Teresa said...

I decry the money hole. Wasting money is Ka Ka. Will the humorous money pit give BO,Biden and Government a run for their money? Or are they in competition for which entity can waste and throw away the most money. That video was totally hilarious.

Opus #6 said...

Nickie, I love ya, man. But you know what you can do with your "pro hole agenda."

Opus #6 said...

Basher, good point. All leg chills should be suspect.

Opus #6 said...

Ticked, I can see you are one GREEN chick. Good point!

Opus #6 said...

Teresa, any decrying should be taken up with Nickie and his cousin.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I for one moved mine from the mattress to the backyard !